15/04/2025
when i said i wanted to make sushi, i did go and make sushi. it was very tasty.
anyway. objectumsexuality is a thing? there's people who date inanimate objects. some of them like cars, some like planes, some like tiles, some like the berlin wall, some like the literal state of ohio. okay hang on. i need to talk about this. there is a guy who has a crush on the state of ohio and he thinks the fault lines are sexy. he got this crush after he went on a hike, they all took a bunch of drugs, and he got molested by an old man. i'm not even kidding. he tripped out and then splashed all over the old man. then he went home, made ohio in minecraft (which sounds like a brainrot video from 2023 but whatever) and then wanked to it. he wanked to ohio. he wanked to ohio. https://imgur.com/gallery/anon-has-ohio-fetish-2RdNBnq this man wanked to ohio. he got molested by an old man and it gave him a crush on ohio.
anyway, i find objectumsexuality kind of an interesting topic.
OML I JUST SAW THE CUTEST SITE EVERRR https://ghostopsy.neocities.org/ IM INSPIRED I WANNA MAKE MY SITE LOOK COOL TOO ITS STILL SO BASIC BRO I WANT MUSIC I WANT GIFS I WANT BLINKIES BRB

09/04/2025
i wanna make some sushi

04/04/2025
still doing the diary. i just made my site look sexier and had to find the time to do that to every page. so no more white void of laziness, my site is now fancy as fuck. (not really, i just made it look nice.)
anyway, i had kind of a shitty day today ngl.
last class today before the spring break. woke up, ate breakfast, went back to sleep, woke up again, ate lunch, went back to sleep, woke up again, got dressed and actually went to class. there was a mock exam. i got a grade 2 (4 is a pass jsyk)
we had an hour and a half to do it but i finished in like 40 minutes so i got to leave. i wanted gum so i went to buy some. there wasn't any at the dodgy corner shop so i went to the co-op. they had gum but it was a flavour i hate so i bought a slushie instead. then i somehow managed to break my phone.
it's a fucking nokia.
how?
i literally bought it because im clumsy, its like the strongest touchscreen on the market and i fucking broke it. the volume button is jammed and it keeps turning to full volume. i had to rebind the volume keys to do nothing, so now it's just stuck on mute.
i have no idea how this happened. i just looked at it and it was broke. so im taking it to the repair place after class, which is where i'm typing this.
i feel sick, i probably shouldn't have had that slushie.
holy fuck, this fucking scottish in my class just called greggs overrated what the fuck is wrong with him? (apart from being scottish.)
also why does the teacher bully the scottish one? that teacher reeks of peaked-in-year-10. but hes still trynna be a teacher. so one one hand hes repeating everything scottish says in a stupid accent but then he's all "i really want you to succeed uwu" maybe stop bullying him then you geriatric fuck.
ok so i went to the repair shop with dad. we gave the guys the phone and they told us they're doing a diagnostic and to come back in 30 minutes. i took dad to this shop i went to with mum. not because it was good or anything, but when we told him about it he got really weird and curious for some reason. it's one of those shops that sells like, bootleg everything. anything you can think of, they've got a bootleg of it. but he kept asking what it was called and "is it this shop?" "is it that shop?" we were like "i dunno theres like 20 shops just like it it's in fucking scunthorpe for shit's sake" so i just took him there today to cure his curiosity. 25 minutes later we're back at the repair shop. the damage isn't that bad, they just need to replace a part. unfortunatley, they don't have that part in stock because i'm quite possibly the first person to ever fuck up a nokia. so they have to order one in and it'll take a few days. that's ok tho, i'm using this touchscreen accesibility thing my phone has to change the volume so i can still listen to music and make youtube poops and stuff.
i'm making a youtube poop that's a weird crossover between a kirby episode and ride the cyclone (a musical) because there's one kirby episode that really reminded me of it.
oh! one more thing. i quit the acting class because it sucked, i'm gonna start going to a different one soon!

16/03/2025
holy fucking shit i'm back. yeah i didnt cap myself, i just forgot about this website's existance (lol)
IN the month i've been gone i have:

GOD I AM NACKERED. i found a really cool layout buileder that im gonna use to make my website well sexy soon. rn it is midnight and im listening to lofi girl while wondering what to make my site look like. i've been experementing with a new fashion style lately. sort of a mix of jirai kei and punk/grunge. my tiktoks are getting like no views wtf. ykw imma make another page on here for all my rants so they don't fill up this section. brb.
im back, here it is i just dumped a bunch of video game time trial gamer rage there so.

16/02/2025
i've been looking at some other sites on neocities recently, why do they all look so good?? like they're all polished and got backgrounds and pictures and stuff, meanwhile mine is literally just a white fucking void (as of now) i wanna make it better but idk what i'm doing cuz i can't do html :(

11/02/2025
got up in the morning (suicidal) got ready and went to class (suicidal) we had a mock exam today (somehow less suicidal because that means a certain guy has to shut the fuck up for once cuz exam conditions.) hour and a half, a 30 minute break and then another hour (suicidal)
at break me and my friend were in the cafeteria, i went to the vending machine to get some chocolate and left my bag with her. she. left. my. bag. unattended. to go up to the vending machine for some reason?? like she didn't even order anything??? like im lucky i didn't get robbed???????
anyway we head back to class, everyone else (there's like 6 of us in total) is already by the door waiting on the teacher and this one guy (dick) (not his real name but close) was running up and down the hall. we hate each other so he kicked me in the leg as he ran past. (both feet, it was quite a move honestly.) problem is, he's extremely wimpy so it didn't really hurt. guess he didn't like the fact that i literally didn't react so he takes off his lanyard and hits my leg with the plastic part. that hurt a bit more but that's not the point. you see, my thunder thighs were so thunderous that his lanyard broke. like the plastic bit was in half and his photo fell out. and you wanna know the best part? he did that right as the teacher went round the corner. so, i yell "why did you hit me with your lanyard dick?" he hasn't noticed the teacher so he just smirks. then he turns around and the teacher's just staring at him. teacher opens the door to the classroom and dick fucking books it down the hall. the teacher has to go get him and the rest of us just go into the classroom.
the teacher returns a couple minutes later with dick and without his lanyard. turns out dick ran off and threw the lanyard in the bin. but not the whole lanyard, no no, just the strap. you know, the one part that wasn't broken? and as if it couldn't get any better, you only get one free lanyard a year and after that you have to pay. and since it needs to be an official school lanyard he now has to buy a new overpriced fucking lanyard. honestly, that was the highlight of my day (and quite possibly my whole week)
skip forward in the day. i am now back at home and it's the evening. i just got done eating dinner and watching pokemon with my mom because i got her into it and we are now binging the entire thing. every single episode. the problem is, as you probably know, the pokemon anime is absolutely brain melting. so i've just watched 5 episodes of pokemon (we're on xyz at the moment) i'm running on not enough sleep for the past week, we just had mocks and i'm fucking tired so at this point my brain had entirely rotted, so when i booted up my computer and went online, and ended up on a reddit thread, i read a comment that made me laugh for 5 minutes straight, i laughed so much i couldn't breathe and thought i might die but it was just so fucking funny to me, i'm still giggling as i type this
here is the post, verbatim:
One of my former students liked to digress in his essays. I especially remember one, in which, out of nowhere, he wrote: "People are just too tolerant. Tinis is why there are many perverts, lesbians, and other Pokemons. That fact made me so sick yesterday I had to take some pills."
Needless to say, English is his second language :-) By the way, the theme oth the assignment was "the most influential person in your life."
And, this reply, which was really the cherry on top
I can't wait to catch a Pervert and Lesbian in Sun and Moon!
it's just beautiful like mwah, chef's kiss. i can't say i'm much better at essays though. unless it counts towards my final grade or it's something i care about i do not give a fuck and just hand in complete slop. one time i was proofreading an essay i wrote about inflation and economics and stuff before i handed it in and i realized that at some point it had just devolved into me ranting about the price of freddos and it went on like that for half the fucking essay. i handed it in without making any changes. i'm not sorry.

10/02/2025
went to red brick market in sheffield (bought a hoodie and some patches) and then got spanked with a ruler in rangers today. not much else. rulers hurt.

07/02/25
today was shit. ok, it was just shit. i went to my maths class and it sucked, my maths teacher (baldi) was telling us about his 9/11 conspiracies in class.

during break i vandalized the bathroom because some people need it.

then i was late back to class. then during class the other students kept making fun of me. they always do but i was too tired today so i just left. i went upstairs and looked out the window and wondered how they'd react if i just jumped out and killed myself right there. either they wouldn't care or they'd act all sad like they weren't the ones who caused it. then i went back down i think. my legs just kinda started moving on their own downstairs. it was probably a survival instinct. on the way to the bus station i thought about how much i want someone to treat me like a person. someone i don't have to lie to or be fake around and who doesn't only want me to vent to or help them or laugh at or have sex with. im starting to think that's too much to ask for. my tamagotchi was trying to cheer me up i think. then i bought a bottle of water and as i was leaving the store i fell over and bashed up my arm and leg and my stuff went everywhere. it was probably really goofy looking. a guy helped me get my stuff. im just mad i broke my leggings. skin grows back, 10 quid leggings from primark don't. then i got on the bus and started writing this on my notes app.

18/12/2024 i have 2 get a blood test 2day. am rlly unhappy about it cuz i don't like needles. they need to do it to find out if i have a brain or smth idk. shit a fucking brick.
so i went to the clinic and guess what? they couldn't find my fucking veins, like they poked my arms for 10 minutes and then just stuck a needle in and moved it around for like 3 minutes. then they took it out and were like "idk go to another hospital" so i left and then i just fainted for some reason.

17/12/2024 today was the last day of class before the winter break. (we break up on wednesday so i don't need to do another maths class yippeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!) we watched home alone 2 and i was sat with my 2 friends (not gonna use real names, let's call them sky and judd) and judd convinced sky that kevin gets beheaded at the end of the movie and she fucking beleived him, that the main character would get beheaded in a kids movie. then he didn't get beheaded and judd then convinced her that he got shot. he didn't and at the end of the movie we were like "did u really beleive him or were u just taking the piss?" and she said she actually fucking beleived him. she got gaslit into thinking that kevin mccallister fucking dies. then she said she was gonna kill herself during the winter break and i told her not to say that in front of our teacher cuz don't fucking say you're gonna kys in front of a teacher even if it is a joke cuz they legally have to report it to some1 (at least that's how it is in the uk idk about anywhere else) anyway, after the movie we just played stupid music until it was time to go home. (ksi - thick of it, danny cocaine - suck your mum, smash mouth - all stars, that kinda stuff) now i'm at home. i'm gonna make a tv reviews page on this site now cuz i think those would just clutter up my diary but i rlly wanna write some. might do book reveiws too or game revews but first i need to start by learning to spell reveiws cuz idk how it's spelt. (can you tell?) goofus is gonna getcha. i'm gonna play some cookie clicker